Many thanks to all who responded to my cri de coeur: Charles Annis, John Bollinger, Petr Pikal, Brian Ripley, Duncan Murdoch, Dan Nordlund, and Richard Heiberger. (I don't think --- I hope --- I haven't missed anyone.) The essential solution to my problem was indeed to eliminate that @#@$#@$^#@ ``.txt'' extension from the filename. I.e. the file must be called ``.Rprofile'' and NOT ``.Rprofile.txt''. (No shit, Sherlock!) So how to effect this? Several people suggested using a better editor than Notepad (Good Idea!) but even Notepad can be coerced into cooperating by clicking on ``All Files'' in the ``Save as type'' wrecked-angle, rather than leaving in the default option ``Text Documents (*.txt)''. In retrospect this seems rather obvious ... sigh. It was also pointed out to me that one can keep Windoze from hiding the file extension (which is its confusing default behaviour and which substantially contributed to my frustration). I achieved this by clicking on Start --> Control Panel --> Tools --> Folder Options --> View and then unchecking ``Hide extensions for known file types'' and clicking on ``Apply to All Folders''. Thanks again to everyone. cheers, Rolf Turner rolf at math.unb.ca