CentOS - Nov 2005 - [OT] Witty one liners or computer related proverbs

Dear All,

I need some witty computer related proverbs or one liners that some of 
have used in the past as footers for your emails for example.

I particularly remember a PERL based transliteration joke/footer that 
when run in PERL produces a witty output....

This is to fix a problem internally created by an over zealous salesman 
at my company pinning up A4 sheets with bullSh*t sales proverbs on them!!!

thanks

Pete

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>>> peter at farrows.org 11/16/05 09:50AM >>>
Dear All,

I need some witty computer related proverbs or one liners that some of 
have used in the past as footers for your emails for example.

I particularly remember a PERL based transliteration joke/footer that 
when run in PERL produces a witty output....

This is to fix a problem internally created by an over zealous salesman 
at my company pinning up A4 sheets with bullSh*t sales proverbs on them!!!

thanks

Pete

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Peter Farrow wrote:
> Dear All,
> 
> I need some witty computer related proverbs or one liners that some of 
> have used in the past as footers for your emails for example.
> 
> I particularly remember a PERL based transliteration joke/footer that 
> when run in PERL produces a witty output....
> 
> This is to fix a problem internally created by an over zealous salesman 
> at my company pinning up A4 sheets with bullSh*t sales proverbs on them!!!
While not what you're looking for exactly, the "Complaint letter
generator"
never fails to crack me up.  It's got you pegged Peter:

http://www.pakin.org/complaint?title=&firstname=Peter&middlename=&lastname=Yarrow&suffix=&gender=m&shorttype=f&pgraphs=2

-Mark
> 
> thanks
> 
> Pete
> 
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Mark Belanger
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On Wed, 2005-11-16 at 08:50, Peter Farrow wrote:
> Dear All,
> 
> I need some witty computer related proverbs or one liners that some of 
> have used in the past as footers for your emails for example.
> 
> I particularly remember a PERL based transliteration joke/footer that 
> when run in PERL produces a witty output....
I don't know if this is still around somewhere besides the google cache
or not:
http://72.14.203.104/search?q=cache:TB10iTEo5pIJ:www.cbbrowne.com/downloads/linuxcookies+les+mikesell+cbbrowne&hl=en
> This is to fix a problem internally created by an over zealous
> salesman at my company pinning up A4 sheets with bullSh*t sales
> proverbs on them!!!
You can get an unlimited stream of babble from emacs if you
meta-x psychoanalyze-pinhead.

-- 
   Les Mikesell
    lesmikesell at gmail.com

On Wed, 2005-11-16 at 14:50 +0000, Peter Farrow wrote:
> Dear All,
> 
> I need some witty computer related proverbs or one liners that some of 
> have used in the past as footers for your emails for example.
> 
> I particularly remember a PERL based transliteration joke/footer that 
> when run in PERL produces a witty output....
> 
> This is to fix a problem internally created by an over zealous salesman 
> at my company pinning up A4 sheets with bullSh*t sales proverbs on them!!!
> 
----
suggestion...

don't match wits with morons

Craig


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