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Dear All, I need some witty computer related proverbs or one liners that some of have used in the past as footers for your emails for example. I particularly remember a PERL based transliteration joke/footer that when run in PERL produces a witty output.... This is to fix a problem internally created by an over zealous sa...

...ed at it before, it seemed that although Samba could use LDAP, it used a different schema from the standard system accounts and therefore there was not really any sharing of password data If it matters, my server I'd like to do this on is a Redhat 7.3 system -- Brian Johnson This is where my witty signature line would be if I bothered to edit this line :)

Hi, I'm using LLVM 2.4 (but llvm-gcc 2.2) on Ubuntu 8.10 (Intrepid Ibex) for a small part-time project combining Witty (http://www.webtoolkit.eu) and the ExecutionEngine in LLVM. (This is my second week with any of these so I still lack a lot of basic knowledge.) Sometimes I want to call a function returing a struct (in this case std::string), thus hasStructRetAttr() is true for the Function and getNumParams() for...

Anyone here remember the old Talking Moose desktop toy from the 80's? For the unitiated, the Talking Moose was a simple applet on old Mac computers that periodically displayed an animated Bullwinkle-lookalike moose in the corner of the screen, spouting witty phrases or biting insults, as well as commenting on various activities like opening and closing programs or inserting disks. (The moose's behavior was highly customizable.) He's not for everybody, but I miss the guy. Lo and behold, the project was resurrected for the modern Windows era: h...

...users or RPMs on the system that shouldn''t be there. Or at least is there a way to get a list of what users/rpms the manifest is managing so that I can whip together a little script to check for the extras? -- Jason Kohles email@jasonkohles.com http://www.jasonkohles.com/ "A witty saying proves nothing." -- Voltaire

I am still in the familiarisation and testing phase of my puppet implementation, and have a question for the enlightened: Is there an upper limit to the numeric user ID that puppet recognises? Here is what I have so far: System is RHEL4, puppet 0.23.1 All users are defined in LDAP rather than in /etc/password, and their numeric user IDs are sourced from LDAP as well. These numeric IDs

...t I would be able to add all quotes into a specific table in the database, and somehow have a global variable stored in /app/controllers/application.rb, since I want it to be accessed from all different controllers. So far, I''ve managed to get this to work: $quote = "&quot;An witty saying proves nothing&quot;- Voltaire" in application.rb and <%= $quote %> in my layout file, which I gather is a step on the way. From here on, however, I''ve had no luck. I''ve tried setting the variable to many different things, but it doesn''t seem to...

...Us) and all of the home directories are on a ReiserFS formatted Volume Anything else I can tell you please let me know and of course any info anybody can tell me about how to make this weirdness go away would be greatly appreciated. Thanks. -- -Jesse C. Smillie "Insert inspirational or witty comment here...." -------------- next part -------------- A non-text attachment was scrubbed... Name: jsmillie.vcf Type: text/x-vcard Size: 319 bytes Desc: not available URL: <http://dovecot.org/pipermail/dovecot/attachments/20080701/549a238c/attachment-0002.vcf>

...n Weaver *sigh* here is the rest of the text I''m required to include THIS SOFTWARE IS PROVIDED "AS IS" AND WITHOUT ANY EXPRESS OR IMPLIED WARRANTIES, INCLUDING, WITHOUT LIMITATION, THE IMPLIED WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY AND FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE. -- /* insert witty comment here */

Hi all, I''m wondering how people are handling OS X package installers that require reboots (e.g. 10.5.3) with Puppet - specifically how you get them to install without totally irritating your users. Specifically my client environment is 100% laptops, and many of them voyage home with users each day so just telling puppet to install them at 1am and to hell with user data*, so

Issue Statement: PXE booting from BIOS systems works fine on both 6.03 and 6.04-pre1. New clients only support (u)EFI which results in the inability to load remote kernel or initrd. Tested with both Syslinux 6.03 and 6.04-pre1. So far unable to boot any (u)EFI clients unless both initrd and kernel are on PXE server. Using packet captures I see that the URI request for the remote file on the repo

...Lv2 disable_plaintext_auth: no login_dir: /var/run/dovecot/login login_executable(default): /usr/local/libexec/dovecot/imap-login login_executable(imap): /usr/local/libexec/dovecot/imap-login login_executable(pop3): /usr/local/libexec/dovecot/pop3-login login_user: postfix login_greeting: Something witty here.. login_process_per_connection: no login_max_connections: 512 max_mail_processes: 2048 mail_max_userip_connections: 50 verbose_proctitle: yes first_valid_uid: 69 last_valid_uid: 500 first_valid_gid: 69 last_valid_gid: 500 mail_access_groups: postfix mail_privileged_group: postfix mail_location...

I keep forgetting I can announce things here. [Insert witty/standard boilerplate introductory verbiage here] CRAN: <https://cran.rstudio.com/web/packages/uaparserjs/index.html> GitHub: <https://github.com/hrbrmstr/uaparserjs> Until Oliver and/or I figure out a way to get uap-r <https://github.com/ua-parser/uap-r> working w/o Boost, this...

I keep forgetting I can announce things here. [Insert witty/standard boilerplate introductory verbiage here] CRAN: <https://cran.rstudio.com/web/packages/uaparserjs/index.html> GitHub: <https://github.com/hrbrmstr/uaparserjs> Until Oliver and/or I figure out a way to get uap-r <https://github.com/ua-parser/uap-r> working w/o Boost, this...

...dftotext (from the xpdf project) or http://pdftohtml.sourceforge.net pdftohtml is a utility which converts PDF files into HTML and XML formats In addition, pdftk, the command line pdf toolkit may be useful http://www.accesspdf.com/pdftk/ -- Seek simplicity and mistrust it. Alfred Whitehead A witty saying proves nothing. Voltaire

hello: I have successfully compiled (no problems at all) Wine release 20010824 on Suse 7.2. I have created the config file as mentioned in the README and man files, but so far have figured out how to go much farther. How do I really run a widows application? It must be some HOWTO or some like this.... What are the documentation/*.sgml files (tried konqueror browser... no success)? Some

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On Fri, Apr 6, 2018 at 3:28 PM, Nathan.Wittie--- via Syslinux <syslinux at zytor.com> wrote: > Issue Statement: > PXE booting from BIOS systems works fine on both 6.03 and 6.04-pre1. New clients only support (u)EFI which results in the inability to load remote kernel or initrd. Tested with both Syslinux 6.03 and 6.04-pre1. So far unable to boot any (u)EFI clients unless both initrd and

I''m using the external_nodes functionality to read in a flat file of a node''s configuration. Currently said file is a straight yaml file (just to keep things simple). The place I''m currently stuck is in doing some more advance node configurations and placing that data in the yaml file. For example: node ''foo'' { $var1 =