asterisk users - Jan 2005 - Need help for a quick fun t-shirt/polo project - graphics artist wanted

Hey,

I got a friend that makes custom T-Shirts/Polo's. Well, he has a very
expensive printer and a heat press. He's offered to make me some shirts,
maybe w/ my name on the cuff and some kind of graphic on the front or back.
I wanted to make some VoIP Shirts, maybe some with just the word VoIP and
others with VoIP and Asterisk, like w/ the Asterisk logo.

If anybody is a good graphics artist and is willing to spend the 10-15
minutes it'd take to whip up some cool graphics to put on the shirts
it'd be
much appreciated. I was thinking of maybe a small logo or just the word VoIP
on the front and something awesome on the backside. One friend of mine
suggested a phone cord going around the shirt like a grenade or ammunition
belt that goes across the chest and back. 

Maybe the word VoIP and a brief description, or some cool quote. If you're
willing to help me come up with a few designs, I'd have him make a few extra
shirts for you and I'd split the cost to ship 'em to you. Something more
for
fun than work related, but it'd be nice to have VoIP T-Shirts or Polo
shirts. He'll do T-Shirts for free for me, but if I want them pressed onto
Polo shirts I'd have to buy the basic white (or black) Polo shirts and
he'd
press the image on for me. Graphics artists anyone? Anybody got any cool or
whitty one-liners for VoIP? The ones I thought of are cheesy :-|

Thanks,
Paul