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We are pleased to announce that the development of the notorious "Method for Object Recognition of Obscure Nature" (or Moron, for short) has been switched to the R language. Given a directory of images (i.e. jpegs), Moron attempts to predict a category distribution for the content of each image. The default categories modelled are {healthy,pron, latex/fetish,japanese_cg,manga,b/w photo}. Supposing good statistical model...

We are pleased to announce that the development of the notorious "Method for Object Recognition of Obscure Nature" (or Moron, for short) has been switched to the R language. Given a directory of images (i.e. jpegs), Moron attempts to predict a category distribution for the content of each image. The default categories modelled are {healthy,pron, latex/fetish,japanese_cg,manga,b/w photo}. Supposing good statistical model...

Hi ! My mongrel just starting spitting out these nice lines: The error occured while evaluating nil.accept. TELL ZED HE''S A MORON. !!!!!! UNHANDLED EXCEPTION! You have a nil object when you didn''t expect it! Not sure what happened or why, but just FYI: Zed, you are a moron :-) Happy holidays! Gitte Wange

Hello, A moron has checked in a DVD iso into subversion. How can I undo the damage, and make the repo a sensible size again? Also, is there a cunning way to get subversion to say: "Oi! Moron! This file is huge, you can't check it in!" ? S.

...ed stream (IOError) from /usr/lib/ruby/gems/1.8/gems/mongrel-1.0.1/lib/mongrel/configurator.rb:293:in `join'' ... (This was after I disabled the unhandled exception catchall in the mongrel code -- otherwise it would just spew "!!!UNHANDLED EXCEPTION -- TELL ZED HE''S A MORON" ... or something to that effect). Here''s how I''m daemonizing the server. I scraped this together from the code in mongrel_rails as well as rv: settings = {:host => "0.0.0.0", :log_file => ''foo.log'', :cwd => $MYSERVER_HOME} config = Mon...

I am stuck taking this stupid online training course from work. It just sits there doing nothing with firefox, so I pulled up konqueror, and tell it to lie and say it's IE. That works... until it gets to the content, which some HR moron is *positive* desperately needs to be in flash. I've gone into konqi's configuration, and told it to scan the correct directory for plugins, and yet a) I see no easy way to find out what plugins are installed, and b) it can't seem to see libflashplayer.so. Clues for the poor?...

...eam closed Mon Oct 22 01:10:47 +0200 2007: ERROR: closed stream Mon Oct 22 01:10:47 +0200 2007: ERROR: stream closed Error sending file /usr/local/www/ibn/public/javascripts/dragdrop.js: closed stream and most interesting one: !!!!!! UNHANDLED EXCEPTION! Invalid argument. TELL ZED HE''S A MORON. any ideas what is causing that ? Thanks and best regards, Bostjan

...that they did not hide the ftp_scanner processes or files), I'm thinking the attacker really didn't get any further than eating some bandwidth. I suppose I have no choice but to re-install, but I thought I'd run I'd get some feedback first. (Something other than, "Way to go, moron.") In the meantime, I'm pulling the plug. Miark

didforsale.com have just sent me SPAM to the email address I use here. What a bunch of stupid fuckwits. How to get a 100% cast-iron guarantee that I'll never used their services. Morons. Gordon

moronic monday (pst) question time. this may have been covered elsewhere, and emphatically shot down (and if so, I apologize), but I'm interested in using ssh-agent to decrypt data. ssh certificates are the most secure user auth token we have, and even though ssh certs aren't chainable, we rout...

...ally it has become > > hard [for me] to use). > > > > > > What alternitives are there? (Chrome and Chromium are not possible with > > CentOS, and Chrome and Chromium are actually worse). > > > What's the problems? I just upgraded last week, and the STUPID MORONS made > the arrows in the scrollbars go away, had to search and find a gtk config > file I needed to create. That is one problem -- I want those arrows back. AND wider scrollbars (if that is possible -- skinny scrollbars might be fashonable, but are really hard to use). Another is the *lack...

I am in Wiki hell thanks to the morons that are spamming the wili. I went to check on the articles for integrating with phpBB as I was going to code it today and it is gone. The back in time function doesn''t work either. Does anyone have a copy of the wiki from this page? HowtosDoSingleSignOnWithPHPbb -- Posted via http:...

...a how to track this down... any suggestions? And well, there is a mini bug in line 1612: LIBS="-lz $LIBS" should imho read LIBS="$LIBS -lz" Greetings, vt -- V. T. Mueller UCC Freiburg, Germany vtmue (at) uni-freiburg.de "Windows: Written by Morons for Morons"

I just experienced something I'd rather not experience again. Using a SPA-841 SIP phone connected to our Asterisk server, someone dialed their own extension, answered, and then transferred the call using the phone's "XFER" soft key. This does a SIP REFER. Now, the phone has dropped out of the loop, and Asterisk has connected the two call legs into a loop, as far as I can tell.

OK, can someone tell me what utterly moronic thing I am doing wrong? I have two roughly identical Linux system running NUT, and one works properly. The other almost does. The second system works well once everything is up, but after booting, the system does not have connectivity to the UPS. I have to manually run `upsdrvctl start backu...

I hate to be a complete moron on this, but I'm apparently not setting YOURDCNAME_HERE correctly. I get the errors: Failed to bind - LDAP client internal error: NT_STATUS_INVALID_PARAMETER Failed to connect to 'ldap://mail' with backend 'ldap': LDAP client internal error: NT_STATUS_INVALID_PARAMETER Failed t...

...errors before SQL rejects inserts to the table which are ugly when nulls are sent to ''Not Null'' columns, etc. If I do something in my model like... validates_format_of :first_name, :with => /^\w+$/, :message => "you moron, enter a name" I still end up getting the trace window and not the output in the form itself where I would expect it to display with a first line that reads: <%= error_messages_for ''client'' %> >From Agile book and from rails.rubyonrails.com, I can see that I can u...

Hi folks I have more than 12 years experience with UNIX system administration, but I am too stupid for programming. My only programming experience is shell scripting. I tried to learn Java, but don't understand it because it is too complicated for my limited brainpower. What programming language should I learn? A friend said that C-Sharp (Mono) is very simple. Is this true? cheers Sven

I tried using CVS HEAD 08-05-2004 for zaptel/asterisk last night but I'm having problems with zaptel. The last CVS HEAD I was using was CVS HEAD 07-31-2004. (BTW... I'm a CVS moron... what command would I use to get back to that version of HEAD because like an idiot I forgot to make a backup copy of the CVS HEAD on my system before I install from the new CVS HEAD. I tried cvs co -D 2004-07-31 -f zaptel but that didn't seem to work correctly.) Anyway... my problem is...

Hi, I''ve done AJAX calls to Rails'' Controllers before yet never required to generate a response back to the view. In this respect, I have tried to keep it moronically simple and just add a node to see that it works, yet the response doesn''t come through / isn''t interpreted as it should. Long story short, code : // Have to use Mootools to integrate a Moo-specific JS Script // @.js : new Request( { url: ''bla'' onSucces...