asterisk users - Jan 2004 - Re: Asterisk-Users digest, Vol 1 #2448 - 10 msgs

John,

Pounds
Sterling
Screw You (purely optional :-)
Your Call Is Being Connected
Please Wait
Sorry, Your Call Will Be Answered Soon
Your Call Is Important. (That is why we have not yet bothered to answer 
it, instead dancing around the office high on tip-ex.)

And for the girlfriend filter:

Sorry, that number has not been recognized. Please hangup and try again.
or
This number is no longer in operation, Please Hangup.
or
Welcome to the FBI Regional Headquarters, how may I help?
or
This number is busy. Please try again later.
or
The network is busy. Please try again later.
or
Your call could not be connected. Please try again later.

Best,
Ad.

Possibly something to frighten the telesales?
How about: "Thank you for calling. There is nobody available to take 
your call. If you leave a long, loud message, we will return your call 
at the most inconvenient time - most likely at 2am or whenever you are 
asleep. Whilst we have been distracting you, our phone system has 
captured the exact whereabouts of your dialing location. We now know 
where you live. Thank you, and enjoy your day."


On 12 Jan 2004, at 1:56 am, asterisk-users-request@lists.digium.com 
wrote:
> Message: 9
> From: "Gary" <gary@ausmail.com>
> To: "asterisk-users@lists.digium.com"
<asterisk-users@lists.digium.com>
> Date: Mon, 12 Jan 2004 11:34:49 +1000
> Subject: Re: [Asterisk-Users] More words for Allison
> Reply-To: asterisk-users@lists.digium.com
>
> Sex
> drigs
> rock & roll
>
> ???    :-)
>
>
> On Sun, 11 Jan 2004 19:20:11 -0600 (CST), Brian West wrote:
>
>> Add Celsius Fahrenheit
>>
>> bkw
>>
>> On Sun, 11 Jan 2004, John Todd wrote:
>>
>>>
>>> Here's the latest batch of words to get shipped out to Allison
Smith.
>>> Please submit reasonably small changes to me by tomorrow 10:00 AM
>>> Eastern time, and I'll add them.
>>>
>>> As usual, donations to what will be a ~$110 USD expense would be
>>> appreciated, as I am paying for this round out of my pocket. 
Please
>>> send to paypal address "jtodd@loligo.com".  I did not
include all
>>> possible symbols on a North American keyboard, as it was getting
>>> exhausting and possibly silly.
>>>
>>> calls
>>> abandons
>>> staffing
>>> average Speed of Answer
>>> Sorry, but the user's mailbox can't accept more messages.
>>> Please enter the conference call number for the conference you wish
>>> to join.
>>> fortieth
>>> fiftieth
>>> Please enter the conference pin number.
>>> That pin is invalid for this conference.
>>> [The alphabet - a through z, like "ayy", "bee",
"cee", etc.]
>>> zed
>>> space
>>> dash
>>> dot
>>> comma
>>> slash
>>> exclamation point
>>> ampersand
>>> percent
>>> at sign [we want a verbalization of the @ symbol]
>>> with
>>> plus
>>> equals
>>> left bracket
>>> right bracket
>>> open parenthesis
>>> close parenthesis
>>> pipe
>>> backslash
>>> comma
>>> period
>>> quote
>>> greater than
>>> less than
>>> chance of
>>> cloudy
>>> sunny
>>> sun
>>> turning to
>>> rainy
>>> rain
>>> partly
>>> partially
>>> mostly
>>> snowy
>>> snow
>>> scattered
>>> patchy
>>> wind
>>> windy
>>> miles per hour
>>> kilometers per hour
>>> knots per hour
>>> storm
>>> warning
>>> watch
>>> thunderstorm
>>> hail
>>> weather
>>> lightning
>>> fog
>>> foggy
>>> sleet
>>> sleeting
>>> clear
>>> clearing
>>> freezing
>>> freeze
>>> hurricane
>>> tornado
>>> severe
>>> later
>>> morning
>>> afternoon
>>> evening
>>> late
>>> early
>>> changing
>>> in the
>>>
>>> Alpha
>>> Bravo
>>> Charlie
>>> Delta
>>> Echo
>>> Foxtrot
>>> Golf
>>> Hotel
>>> India
>>> Juliet
>>> Kilo
>>> Lima
>>> Mike
>>> November
>>> Oscar
>>> Papa
>>> Quebec
>>> Romeo
>>> Sierra
>>> Tango
>>> Uniform
>>> Victor
>>> Whiskey
>>> Xray
>>> Yankee
>>> Zulu
>>> Niner
>>>
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Some I've added, some already existed, some I declined.  :-)

JT

>Pounds
>Sterling
>Screw You (purely optional :-)
>Your Call Is Being Connected
>Please Wait
>Sorry, Your Call Will Be Answered Soon
>Your Call Is Important. (That is why we have not yet bothered to 
>answer it, instead dancing around the office high on tip-ex.)
>
>And for the girlfriend filter:
>
>Sorry, that number has not been recognized. Please hangup and try again.
>or
>This number is no longer in operation, Please Hangup.
>or
>Welcome to the FBI Regional Headquarters, how may I help?
>or
>This number is busy. Please try again later.
>or
>The network is busy. Please try again later.
>or
>Your call could not be connected. Please try again later.
>
>Best,
>Ad.
>
>Possibly something to frighten the telesales?
>How about: "Thank you for calling. There is nobody available to take 
>your call. If you leave a long, loud message, we will return your 
>call at the most inconvenient time - most likely at 2am or whenever 
>you are asleep. Whilst we have been distracting you, our phone 
>system has captured the exact whereabouts of your dialing location. 
>We now know where you live. Thank you, and enjoy your day."
>
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