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2005 Oct 18
8
free dids on goiax.com
GoIAX, the Asterisk community's free IAX provider, is offering free US dids now. I loaded about 175 dids in and put up a very beta sign in page. Unfortunately I had to restrict the free us/canada outbound calling back down to toll-free only. There was a lot of war dialing and prank calling going on. I'm working on some stuff to hopefully curb that kind of stuff down so I can
2007 Mar 27
1
"Groups" in XYPLOT
I'm not sure I'm barking up the right tree here, but would I need to make use of groups to plot two separate datasets within ONE panel in xyplot? The desired end result is a single xy plot of two separate (but similar in values and ranges). Full code follows, xyplot code at bottom #########Determine Frequencies ##########coastal_slope #needs the maptools package to read ESRI grid
2006 Jan 20
3
Website running slow and Timing Out, but at random...
I have a site running the current version of Centos 4.2, it has a shopping cart running on it and runs slow and times out at random. The cart is a simple php package using a MySQL database backend. Can any one think of ways to improve the speed in MySQL and Apache, I've had the cart checked by the software vendor, it's working like it should, they are pointing to MySQL or Apache and
2017 Apr 12
2
humor (was Re: OT: systemd Poll)
On Wed, April 12, 2017 8:07 am, Alice Wonder wrote: > On 04/12/2017 05:59 AM, Leroy Tennison wrote: >> <humor for the day>Why don't we discuss something ***less*** >> controversial, like politics or religion?</humor for the day> >> > > Even when I'm the one complaining (and I don't about systemd), I'm > always reminded of some TV clip I saw
2007 Oct 18
3
Automating blacklists
Hi, I've been reading all I can on Google (and Asterisk TFOT book) looking for ideas on how to implement an automated blacklist feature. I would like to automatically blacklist a incoming number based on timestamp and count information. For example, if I get a prank call from the same number 5 times within 15 minutes, I want my dialplan to automatically blacklist this number. Should I be
2017 Apr 12
0
humor (was Re: OT: systemd Poll)
On 04/12/2017 05:59 AM, Leroy Tennison wrote: > <humor for the day>Why don't we discuss something ***less*** controversial, like politics or religion?</humor for the day> > Even when I'm the one complaining (and I don't about systemd), I'm always reminded of some TV clip I saw when I was young and can't place of a bunch of old people complaining :
2017 Apr 12
0
humor (was Re: OT: systemd Poll)
Valeri Galtsev wrote: > On Wed, April 12, 2017 8:07 am, Alice Wonder wrote: >> On 04/12/2017 05:59 AM, Leroy Tennison wrote: >>> <humor for the day>Why don't we discuss something ***less*** >>> controversial, like politics or religion?</humor for the day> >> >> Even when I'm the one complaining (and I don't about systemd), I'm
2003 May 14
1
Some Programming Humor
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2008 Nov 26
3
Looking for an application to work with Centos
I'm looking for a application, and or ideas on how to .... Set up a web page that can be cataloged by search engines capturing all of the part numbers in a db. This page would be tied to a MySql or other Linux DB so that people can also do a basic on site part number search.. We have 150,000 different part numbers, we would like all 150,000 picked up by the different search engines.
2007 Nov 20
1
(Humor) Little Bobby Tables
I thought all you mongrelians might appreciate this: http://xkcd.com/327/ I haven''t laughed out loud at a comic in a while. I realize it''s a working group but I figure many here might get a laugh today out of this one. Steve
2017 Apr 12
0
humor (was Re: OT: systemd Poll)
Le 12/04/2017 ? 19:41, Andrew Holway a ?crit : > Between the early 1990's and early 2000's the price of a GB of memory went > from ~$100,000 to ~$1000*. I guess a lot of the design decisions made for > things like init were focussed on this. In 1995 is was common for server > platforms to have 32Mb ram whereas the kernel alone in my PC here at home > is consuming just over
2017 Apr 12
0
humor (was Re: OT: systemd Poll)
> > When Windows 2000 came out some called it "bloated pig". Some 6 years down > the road Linux started catching up ;-) Then we stopped laughing about > Windows. > All in the name of progress..
2017 Apr 12
0
humor (was Re: OT: systemd Poll)
On 4/12/2017 12:39 PM, Mauricio Tavares wrote: > I have been told that Windows developers were taught not to > optimize their code for memory/cpu/etc since those could be solved by > throwing more hardware at it. Instead they should make clean readable > code. Not claiming that is exclusive to Windows or the clean readable > part is followed... There is a good case to be
2017 Apr 12
0
humor (was Re: OT: systemd Poll)
On Wed, April 12, 2017 2:39 pm, Mauricio Tavares wrote: > On Wed, Apr 12, 2017 at 2:56 PM, Andrew Holway <andrew.holway at gmail.com> > wrote: >>> >>> When Windows 2000 came out some called it "bloated pig". Some 6 years >>> down >>> the road Linux started catching up ;-) Then we stopped laughing about >>> Windows. >>>
2017 Apr 12
0
humor (was Re: OT: systemd Poll)
Andrew Holway wrote: >> >> Of course, to be fair, there may have been a *reason* for not doing it >> that way before.... >> > Between the early 1990's and early 2000's the price of a GB of memory went > from ~$100,000 to ~$1000*. I guess a lot of the design decisions made for > things like init were focussed on this. In 1995 is was common for server >
2017 Apr 13
0
humor (was Re: OT: systemd Poll)
Robert Moskowitz wrote: > On 04/12/2017 02:08 PM, m.roth at 5-cent.us wrote: >> d) And then there stuff that I'm not sure of the purpose... like >> eclipse, that needs 2GB to run... for an editor. >> >> mark "my web pages proudly built in vi!" > > And mine on medon.htt-consult.com done with Geany. > > Using a editor that understands html
2017 Apr 16
0
humor (was Re: OT: systemd Poll)
On Thu, 2017-04-13 at 10:39 -0400, Robert Moskowitz wrote: > > On 04/12/2017 02:08 PM, m.roth at 5-cent.us wrote: > > mark "my web pages proudly built in vi!" > And mine on medon.htt-consult.com done with Geany. Gedit works for me - webpages, PHP, init (with Vi) et cetera. -- Regards, Paul. England, EU. England's place is in the European Union.
2017 Apr 16
1
humor (was Re: OT: systemd Poll)
On 04/16/2017 04:37 PM, Always Learning wrote: > On Thu, 2017-04-13 at 10:39 -0400, Robert Moskowitz wrote: >> On 04/12/2017 02:08 PM, m.roth at 5-cent.us wrote: >>> mark "my web pages proudly built in vi!" >> And mine on medon.htt-consult.com done with Geany. > Gedit works for me - webpages, PHP, init (with Vi) et cetera. That means loading gnome. I
2017 Apr 13
0
humor (was Re: OT: systemd Poll)
On Thu, April 13, 2017 1:38 pm, Mauricio Tavares wrote: > On Thu, Apr 13, 2017 at 2:06 PM, <m.roth at 5-cent.us> wrote: >> Robert Moskowitz wrote: >>> On 04/12/2017 02:08 PM, m.roth at 5-cent.us wrote: >>>> d) And then there stuff that I'm not sure of the purpose... like eclipse, that needs 2GB to run... for an editor. >>>> mark "my
2017 Apr 12
2
humor (was Re: OT: systemd Poll)
On Wed, April 12, 2017 1:31 pm, Nicolas Kovacs wrote: > Le 12/04/2017 ? 19:41, Andrew Holway a ?crit : >> Between the early 1990's and early 2000's the price of a GB of memory went >> from ~$100,000 to ~$1000*. I guess a lot of the design decisions made for >> things like init were focussed on this. In 1995 is was common for server >> platforms to have 32Mb ram