search for: webalyzer

I have searched the web for scripts to analyze Samba logs and found nada. Has anyone written a tool that will produce something on the order of what Webalyzer or Analog produce? I would love to see what applications we use eat up the most resources without actually having to use my brain. I know I could whip one up myself, but that requires me to use my brain, etc... I'm not much of a programmer. Even something that just produced a textual report...

Googling for this finds me a ton of stuff that doesn't actually do what I'm looking for. I want a simple hit counter cgi script of some kind that will increment a counter on every page load but I want to access the counter from a different page. In other words, I don't want to have a visible hit counter on the webpage itself. I want to have a different webpage that will show me the