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On Fri, 30 Nov 2018, Kees Cook wrote: >On Fri, Nov 30, 2018 at 11:27 AM Jarkko Sakkinen ><jarkko.sakkinen at linux.intel.com> wrote: >> >> In order to comply with the CoC, replace **** with a hug. I hope this is some kind of joke. How would anyone get offended by reading technical comments? This is all beyond me... Thanks, Davidlohr

...quantity of calls this doesn't matter, but when I call a function using "runFunction" let's say 100 times with differente arguments, it will create 100 function stubs. Thank you ! -- Christian S. Perone http://pyevolve.sourceforge.net/wordpress "Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee, and I'll forgive Thy great big joke on me." -------------- next part -------------- An HTML attachment was scrubbed... URL: <http://lists.llvm.org/pipermail/llvm-dev/attachments/20091028/a726b787/attachment.html>

Hi, I would like to have six dot plots on one page. I make the plots in a 'for loop' because it is six times the same graph but for different subjects (species). I tried it with "par(mfrow=c(3,2), oma=c(3,3,2,0), mar=c(2,2,2,2))"; but this does not work for dot plots apparently. Then I tried with print(). But then I had to give the dot plots names. This also does not work.

Dear, I have recently tried this stuff and it helped me, that's no joke! Read more here <http://sound.mortgage-advice-online.org/aeiixrg> My best to you, brian -------------- next part -------------- An HTML attachment was scrubbed... URL: <https://lists.freedesktop.org/archives/nouveau/attachments/20161004/c924885d/attachment-0001.html>

Did anyone see the http://www.sqlonrails.org/ April Fools joke website? Its hilarious. Watch the screencast. scott. -- Posted via http://www.ruby-forum.com/.

...one knows why or how can I get the error message ? Or when it returns an empty error message ? I'm using the pre built 2.6 binaries from default ubuntu karmic installation. Thank you, - Christian -- Christian S. Perone http://pyevolve.sourceforge.net/wordpress "Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee, and I'll forgive Thy great big joke on me." -------------- next part -------------- An HTML attachment was scrubbed... URL: <http://lists.llvm.org/pipermail/llvm-dev/attachments/20091119/31c460df/attachment.html>

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Any chance of this being implemented in fbsd? Could be usefull ;-) ftp://ftp.rfc-editor.org/in-notes/rfc3514.txt -- :{ andyf@speednet.com.au Andy Farkas System Administrator Speednet Communications http://www.speednet.com.au/

Hello, I have a concrete statistical question: I have a sample of an univariate mixture of an unknown number (k) of normal distributions, each time with an unknown mean `m_i' and a standard deviation `k * m_i', where k is known factor constant for all the normal distributions. (The `i' is a subscript.) Is there a function in R that can estimate the number of normal distributions k

Dear, I have problems with installing R-1.7.1 for Redhat 9. When I applied `./configure' and `make', I get the following error: make check make[1]: Entering directory `/volume1/scratch/jallemee/R-1.7.1/tests' make[2]: Entering directory `/volume1/scratch/jallemee/R-1.7.1/tests' make[3]: Entering directory `/volume1/scratch/jallemee/R-1.7.1/tests/Examples' make[4]: Entering

On 6 May 2016 at 22:57, Tanya Lattner <tanyalattner at llvm.org> wrote: > The major weapon of harassers is arguing whether something is actually > harassing. It is difficult to enforce a CoC if you have to have a month long > nasty argument about whether it was violated. It burns out people like you. The major weapon about enforcers is *not* wanting to argue. Harassment is a very

Dear, I tried to install the DBI package in R-1.7.1, but this gave the following error: /volume1/scratch/jallemee/R/lib/R/bin/INSTALL: line 1: 1856 Done ( echo "options(save.image.defaults=${save_image_defaults})"; if test -s R_PROFILE.R; then cat R_PROFILE.R; fi; echo

Hat tip to the irreverent Boing Boing group blog: http://www.boingboing.net/2006/11/02/hilarious_piechartvi.html Dirk -- Hell, there are no rules here - we're trying to accomplish something. -- Thomas A. Edison

From: Nigel Kendrick <support-lists at petdoctors.co.uk> > Sorry if it wraps: > http://linux.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=05/05/16/1758249&tid=109&tid=163&tid=110&tid=98&tid=218 This has _nothing_ to do with Microsoft possibly buying Red Hat. People who even suggest this only expose their *0* understanding of business. Microsoft has an alliance with Sun. Why?

Hi there, I read on last news about Nouveau on Phoronix that some hardware has been given to Nouveau developers. Therefore, would someone be interested by my old GeForce4-Ti 4200 / 64 Mb ??? I can send it to any developper that would be interested, instead of having this card rusting in my basement ! You also can see that proposal on the following topic in the phoronix forums :

On May 10, 2008, at 8:41 PM, Emílio Wuerges wrote: > Is this thread suposed to be a bad joke? I thought jokes were funny? ;-) -Chris

Dear all, This is a simple probability problem. I want to know, How to generate a normal distribution with mean=1, min=0.2 and max=0.8? I know how the generate a normal distribution of mean = 1 and sd = 1 and with 500 data point. rnorm(n=500, m=1, sd=1) But, I am confusing with how to generate a normal distribution with expected min and max. I expect to hear your directions. Thanks in

2017-11-30 14:13 GMT+01:00 Suzen, Mehmet <mehmet.suzen at gmail.com>: > On 30 November 2017 at 14:04, I?aki ?car <i.ucar86 at gmail.com> wrote: >> >> Am I supposed to read every reference on a man page just to know what >> to expect from a function? >> > > If the reference is from John Chamber, you are supposed to read it. As a joke, it's funny.

On 6 May 2016 at 22:21, Tanya Lattner via llvm-dev <llvm-dev at lists.llvm.org> wrote: >> How many is "many, many", actually? How many of these are really in fear, how many are just trying to impose their mindset without actually planning to contribute in earnest, how many are so fearful that they should really seek professional help? > > And this is illustrating my

On Thu, February 5, 2015 9:34 am, Always Learning wrote: > > On Thu, 2015-02-05 at 09:51 -0500, Lamar Owen wrote: > >> On 02/04/2015 07:55 PM, Always Learning wrote: >> > Rent ? That costs money. Just crack open some Windoze machines and do >> > it for free. That is what many hackers do. >> >> Those crackers who build these botnets are the ones who