Rob Fugina
2005-Jan-13 10:19 UTC
[Asterisk-Users] Status of latest round of Allison recordings
Just wanted to catch everybody up. So many people contributed to the work list that I'd probably miss several if I tried to notify just them. Many people contributed funds, too, which I greatly appreciate. We were able to get the entire list done, which added up to two full hours of work on Allison's part. And that's just the recordings -- I'm doing the editing myself. Which brings me to this: I'm just about finished with the editing. I think it'll take me a couple more evenings to finish grouping and naming all of the individual files appropriately, then I need to make up the index, and I'll upload the whole thing to the bugtracker for inclusion in CVS. This should all be done by a week from now. I did already upload prompts for several specific patches -- privacy manager, meetme enhancements, phrase management... I think there was one other. Attached is the final script Allison worked from, so everyone can see what's on its way. Rob -------------- next part -------------- * Asterisk general: It is not necessary to dial a 1 when dialing this number. It is not necessary to dial a 1 or the area code when dialing this number. It is not necessary to dial the area code when dialing this number. You must first dial... <digit> ...when dialing this number. All outgoing lines are currently unavailable. Please try again later. Call waiting Please answer the following. Voicemail system Race (don't know what this is for) If you need help, please hang up and dial the operator. Your call cannot be completed due to network error. Your call cannot be completed due to a temporary error Your call cannot be completed due to an error at the receiving telephone company. Your call cannot be completed as dialed. Please hang up and try your call again. Please check the number and dial again. We're sorry (I'm sorry is already recorded...) We apologize / but... No route exists to the dialed destintation That service is not implemented That option is not implemented This call has be preempted The last error on this line was... Cause code Q dot nine three one Q dot nine thirty one message number error number C L L I You have reached a test number The tones that follow are for the deaf. Test tones follow For quality control and training purposes, this call may be monitored or recorded. To dial by name... <to do x, press a -- to do y, press b -- > otherwise, <do something else> Please enter the first three letters of your party's first or last name. (emphasize 'or' just a bit) Please enter your numeric message after the tone. Who would you like to call? A connect charge... A connect charge of <50 cents> ... for the first ... Minute Minutes The number is not answering. You do not have enough credit to dial this number. <50) cents per minute seconds ... will apply. This call will cost... Your confirmation number is... This <something> is now being recorded. ('somethings' for above:) call / conference / channel This is the voice mail system. The mailbox / for / <somebody> / has / <5 messages>. To log in to voicemail... To hang up, <press 6> <press 6> ...to hang up. (bug 2491) ... or press 6 to eject the last user. Press pound to log in to voicemail or star to hang up. The call you have made requires a... < 50 cent > ...deposit. The speed dial entry you have accessed is empty. To hear the caller ID of the last call... The party at the number you have dialed has decided not to take calls from your number at this time. If you'd like to make a call, please hang up and try again. through load average ...is not in the... Thanks for using... variable explanation language roaming staff users To protect internet bandwidth and maintain call quality, this system has a limit on the number of simultaneous calls. Simultaneous call limit reached. Your attention is required. The system has crashed. Restarting Self destruct initiating terminating initiated terminated cancelled Sorry you are having problems. quality control quality assurance training purposes You can press... ... at any time. and or and-or for... press... hit... was Press 1 for yes, or 2 for no. was Shall I try again? inbound outbound ... to leave a message for... * Wakeup call enhancements: For a one-time wakeup call... For a daily wakeup call... Daily wakeup call One-time wakeup call * More computer/network terms: (if all-lowercase, prounounce. If all-caps, read letters) web HTTP telnet secure shell pop imap (eye-map) FTP DNS TCP UDP ICMP port server windows linux system box machine unix time date uptime disk swap memory traffic denial of service available unavailable ping packet loss count number milliseconds up down spam panic crash * Departments: We don't have tech support. There is no customer support. To report an emergency... To report a system or network down... For sales... For billing... For technical support... For service... To reach an operator... To reach the first available representative... You seem impatient. If you have a maintenance contract or require emergency assistance... Please wait, and I will attempt to patch you through to our on-call engineer. In case I am unsuccessful, you should speak to... at the following number. I am sorry, but I was unable to connect you to our on-call engineer. / Please try manually. Academic Support Accounting Accounts payable Accounts receivable Administration Athletics Auditing Barn Barns Billing Billing and Collections Bookstore Business Development CEO's Office Cafeteria Campground Office Chemistry Claims Collections Communications Complaint Compliance Conference Reservations Copy Center Counseling Services Customer Accounts Customer Relations Customer Service Department Department Administrator Design Development Distribution Duplication Emergency Engineering Facilities Finals Finance Food Service Food Services Health Center Help desk Housekeeping Human Resources I.T. Services Information Information Technology Inside Sales Internal Audit Investor Relations Janitorial Legal Library Loss Prevention Mail room Maintenance Management Manufacturing Marketing Mathematics Motor pool Network Operation Center Network Operations New Accounts Office Operations Order Desk Orders Outside Sales Personnel Physics Planning Pre-sales support President's Office Printing Product Production Projects Public Relations Purchasing Quality Assurance Quality Control Rebates Receiving Reception Registrar Repair Research Research and Development Reservations Risk Management Room Service Sales Sales Floor Sciences Secretary Security Service Shipping Shop Show Office Software Store Accounting Support Systems Technical Support Telesales Trading Desk Transportation Travel Treasury * Numbers/currencies: Euro Euros Cent Cents Pound Pence Penny Pennies P (as in, the abbreviation for pence) point (for use in floating-point numbers -- "53 point 2 degrees") * Privacy manager stuff: (read each quotation as a single, unbroken message) "Dial 1 if you wish this caller to reach you directly now and in the future, Dial 2 if you wish to send this caller to voicemail now and forevermore. Dial 3 to send this caller to the torture menus, now and forevermore. Dial 4 to send this caller to a polite "don't call" menu, now and forevermore. Dial 5 to allow this caller to come straight thru to you in the future, but just this once, send them to voicemail." "You have these options: Dial 1 if you wish to immediately connect to the incoming call Dial 2 if you wish to send this caller to voicemail. Dial 3 to send this caller to the torture menus. Dial 4 to send this caller to a polite 'don't call' menu." "Thank you. Please hold, while I attempt to connect you with your party!" "At the tone, please say your name:" "I have a caller waiting, who introduces themselves as..." * Conferencing stuff (bug 2382): The conference will begin when the leader arrives. <1> user will join the conference. <3> users will join the conference. The leader has left the conference. You will now be placed into the conference. <so-and-so> has entered the conference. <so-and-so> has left the conference. That conference is full. You have been banned from this conference. You are now the only person left in this conference. There are / <75> / people in this conference. You are in conference number... System operator requested. System operator request cancelled. The sysop... * AstCC: Please enter your 12-digit account number, skipping any punctuation, followed by the pound key. Please enter your / <75> / -digit account number, / skipping any punctuation, / followed by the pound key. ...followed by the hash key. ...followed by pound. The card number you have entered is invalid. The account number you have entered is invalid. The balance of your account is... Your account balance is... ... is at ... work. home. * Phrase management: Phrase management To record a phrase... To review a phrase... You have entered an invalid option. prompt number... announcement number... * Blacklist/whitelist stuff: To blacklist the last caller... To blacklist this number... To whitelist the last caller... To whitelist this number... The last caller was... You have been blacklisted on this system. If you feel this is an error... If you feel this is in error, or unjust, please leave a message after the tone. Otherwise, please hang up now. Please stop calling. You are not welcome here. (once straight, and once mildly annoyed) "Due to the huge number of unsolicited calls we recieve, we are now screening all inbound calls where a caller ID is unavailable or withheld." If this is an unsolicited sales or marketing call, please be advised that we only wish to be contacted in writing. Please dial / <some number> / to hear our contact details. Please stay on the line to be connected. You are calling from... Your callerid is... This number is... not blocked blacklisted whitelisted * Weather: around barometer ceiling dew point falling feet foot gust gusting to gusts gusty heat index humidity inch inches kilometer large meter mist northeast northwest percent point rainfall rising southeast southwest steady temperature visibility wind chill winds * Automation nouns: < the something-or-other > has been left <open/closed/on/off> AC DC PSI air conditioner alarm amp amps attic baby sleeping mode back basement bathroom bedroom bright caller ID car port christmas lights christmas tree closet coffee pot cool cooling deck den dim diningroom door doors down driveway dryer fan first floor floor floors fountain foyer front furnace game room garage great room guest room hall heat heat pump heating hot tub house intruder is kitchen lamp lamps landscape laundry library light lights livingroom locked locking mailbox master off office on open patio phone play play room pool porch power failure pressure quiet mode reset roof room rooms second floor secure security system set side solar sprinklers still stove sump pump sunroom system systems thermostat tower unlocked unlocking up volt volts washing machine water heater watt watts well pump window windows yard ohm ohms farad (fair'-add) farads degree degrees kelvin decibel decibels * Automation prompts: For a quick status report... For an extended status report... For a weather report... To control lights and appliances... To control environmental systems... * APRS/Ham Radio: altitude and approching bearing call terminated connected connecting connection failed. connection timed out. decode disconnected email encode feet frequency has arrived at headed towards heading hertz highway in service interstate kilometer location mail meters miles near node off duty packet position range remote already in this mode The remote is already in this mode. remote base repeat only repeater simplex duplex speed station <that station> has not been seen for <X minutes> <that station> was last seen <heading DIRECTION> on <...> ... towards ... ... from ... * State names: Alabama Alaska Arizona Arkansas California Colorado Connecticut Delaware Florida Georgia Hawaii Idaho Illinois Indiana Iowa Kansas Kentucky Louisiana Maine Maryland Massachusetts Michigan Minnesota Mississippi Missouri Montana Nebraska Nevada New Hampshire New Jersey New Mexico New York North Carolina North Dakota Ohio Oklahoma Oregon Pennsylvania Rhode Island South Carolina South Dakota Tennessee Texas Utah Vermont Virginia Washington West Virginia Wisconsin Wyoming * City names: Albuquerque Arlington Atlanta Austin Baltimore Boston Charlotte Chicago Cleveland Colorado Springs Columbus Dallas Denver Detroit El Paso Fort Worth Fresno Honolulu Houston Indianapolis Jacksonville Kansas City Las Vegas Long Beach Los Angeles Memphis Mesa Miami Milwaukee Minneapolis Nashville New Orleans New York Oakland Oklahoma City Omaha Philadelphia Phoenix Portland Sacramento San Antonio San Diego San Francisco San Jose Seattle Saint Louis Tucson Tulsa Tuscon Virginia Beach Washington, D.C. Wichita * Replacements: (piecing together separate 'press' and '<digit>' recording isn't very smooth) ...press 1 ...press 2 ...press 3 ...press 4 ...press 5 ...press 6 ...press 7 ...press 8 ...press 9 ...press zero ...press star ...press pound ...press hash ...press tilde ...press escape ...press return ...press enter ...press the space bar * Misc: splat hash male female bytes kilobytes megabytes gigabytes terabytes bits kilobits megabits gigabits terabits hertz kilohertz megahertz gigahertz * Humor: You are in a maze of twisty little menus, all alike. Plugh (pronounced ploog, not plug) There is a shiny brass lamp nearby. Knock knock... Moron (by itself, as if you're calling someone a...) Idiot (ditto) You step in the stream, but the water has moved on. Go away! (annoyed, maybe other ways...) Oops! (several different ways) Yes, dear. (playful, seductive) Are you still there? I don't understand. (several different ways -- emotionless, confused, despondent, carefree...) All other options are left as an exercise for the caller. Try to spend your time on hold not thinking about a blue-eyed polar bear. Someone you trust is one of us. (I'm not sure how to tell you to read this -- you need to try to make the listener paranoid or suspicious...) That's one small step for Asterisk -- One giant leap for mankind. Just because I made it up doesn't mean it isn't true! This system will self-destruct in... I'm sorry, I can't let you do that. (think 2001: A Space Odyssey)
Steve Totaro
2005-Jan-16 14:11 UTC
[Asterisk-Users] Status of latest round of Allison recordings
Are you almost done sorting the files? ----- Original Message ----- From: "Rob Fugina" <rob.fugina@gmail.com> To: "Asterisk Users Mailing List - Non-Commercial Discussion" <asterisk-users@lists.digium.com>; "Asterisk Developers Mailing List" <asterisk-dev@lists.digium.com> Sent: Thursday, January 13, 2005 12:19 PM Subject: [Asterisk-Users] Status of latest round of Allison recordings> Just wanted to catch everybody up. So many people contributed to the > work list that I'd probably miss several if I tried to notify just > them. Many people contributed funds, too, which I greatly appreciate. > We were able to get the entire list done, which added up to two full > hours of work on Allison's part. And that's just the recordings -- > I'm doing the editing myself. > > Which brings me to this: I'm just about finished with the editing. I > think it'll take me a couple more evenings to finish grouping and > naming all of the individual files appropriately, then I need to make > up the index, and I'll upload the whole thing to the bugtracker for > inclusion in CVS. This should all be done by a week from now. > > I did already upload prompts for several specific patches -- privacy > manager, meetme enhancements, phrase management... I think there was > one other. > > Attached is the final script Allison worked from, so everyone can see > what's on its way. > > Rob >---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ----> _______________________________________________ > Asterisk-Users mailing list > Asterisk-Users@lists.digium.com > lists.digium.com/mailman/listinfo/asterisk-users > To UNSUBSCRIBE or update options visit: > lists.digium.com/mailman/listinfo/asterisk-users